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The beginning is the end is the beginning

Are you there God? It's me, Lee....well I know that's not my real name, but sometimes it's easier to be honest when you keep your identity a secret. Sometimes you need a place to be completely candid,...

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KEY PLAYERS pt 1: The Kid

My most recent sexual advance came in the form of a text message just last night. I was complaining about the severe neck/shoulder pain I've been experiencing the past few days. He suggested that a...

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KEY PLAYERS pt 2: Polkaroo

Saw Revolutionary Road last night, and as I began to watch it I noticed a strange resemblance in Leonardo DiCaprio to the most frustrating man that's ever been in and out of my life. This one may take...

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KEY PLAYERS pt 3: The Freebird

Can I just start by asking why it's necessary for people you've dated to "subtly" announce that they've kissed someone else? Do I care?In this case I certainly don't."The Cowboy" - dated for a month or...

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Hop on the chain gang...

So the upcoming week SHOULD be fun.You see, when I became a fan of the band "Freebird" on myspace, several bands started adding me. You know how it is, bands pillage the lists of their friends in hopes...

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SORRY/Chain Gang adventures

...I know... you've been eagerly awaiting updates regarding The Chain Gang's visit. I'm sorry to have kept you waiting but I actually have numerous stories to delight you with. It's been a busy month...

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The Rural Mile / Max

OKAY. PART 2 of my ever-so-tardy update...So the week after The Chain Gang came and left, another band that I ADORE came to town. (You're already rolling your eyes, right)? The band we'll call "The...

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Fast Forward.

I was chatting to a girlfriend the other day about my dating history and she (as many have) declared that I should write a book. Her comment reminded me of the time I started an anonymous blog about my...

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Catching up with... The Rural Mile/Max

Alright, here's the first update from the lost years I left this blog for dead.When last we saw The Rural Mile boys we'd just taken them in, given them some tea and bananas and sent them on their way...

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Catching Up With... The Rural Mile/Max Pt 2.

So where were we...?Ah yes, a Days Inn in the the middle of nowhere. I still have that room key. I'm a memory hoarder.Morning came quickly and we had to get back on the road and head for the outdoor...

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Catching up with The Rural Mile/Max - Pt 3

We arrived in the next town mid afternoon and got settled into the green room. The venue fed us (my first ever sliders! Yum :)This last night is a bit hazy. I believe there was a food fight in the...

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Catching up with The Rural Mile/Max - Pt 4

I guess I should make an attempt at finishing this tale and moving on. I can't promise to keep this updated but I must say when I do it proves extremely cathartic and so I will try.Lollapalooza. Now...

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Catching up with The Rural Mile/Max Pt 5

Well here we are, The Hard Rock Hotel in Chicago. Official Lollapalooza afterparty. I grab a drink, I wander around, I see Ke$ha in the washroom (if only I had known who she was then, I would have...

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